Wednesday, July 21, 2004

Information Gravy: Zodiac-o-rama

Everyone knows about the Zodiac and the Chinese Zodiac, so I'm not going to explain it. What I am going to explain is your Combined Zodiac Power Animal (I just made this up). Take your animal from the Zodiac. Using myself as an example, mine is the Ram (Aries). Then take your Chinese Zodiac animal. Mine is the Cock.

Slap them together and my Combined Zodiac Power Animal is Ramcock. (I giggled about this for at least an hour, if not two.)

Some people may not have cool Power Animals like Ramcock. Take Stink Pants #5 for instance. Because he was born in January of 1980, he is not a Goatmonkey as most would think. Stink Pants is a January baby and born before the Chinese New Year in the first week of February, so his Chinese Zodiac animal is the Sheep. He's a Goatsheep. (He acts like a Goatmonkey though. I think he's more of a monkey than a sheep).

What Zodiac Power Animal are you?

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Signs of the Zodiac

Aries (Ram): Mar 21 - Apr 20

Taurus (Bull): Apr 21 - May 21

Gemini (Twin): May 22 - Jun 21

Cancer (Crab): Jun 22 - Jul 22

Leo (Lion): Jul 23 - Aug 23

Virgo (Virgin): Aug 24 - Sep 22

Libra (Scale): Sep 23 - Oct 22

Scorpio (Scorpion): Oct 23 - Nov 21

Sagittarius (Archer): Nov 22 - Dec 21

Capricorn (Goat): Dec 22 - Jan 20

Aquarius (Water): Jan 21 - Feb 19

Pisces (Fish): Feb 20 - Mar 20

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Signs of the Chinese Zodiac

Rat: 1996, 1984, 1972, 1960, 1948

Cow: 1997, 1985, 1973, 1961, 1949

Tiger: 1998, 1986, 1974, 1962, 1950

Rabbit: 1999, 1987, 1975, 1963, 1951

Dragon: 2000, 1988, 1976, 1964, 1952

Snake: 2001, 1989, 1977, 1965, 1953

Horse: 2002, 1990, 1978, 1966, 1954

Sheep: 2003, 1991, 1979, 1967, 1955

Monkey: 2004, 1992, 1980, 1968, 1956

Cock: 2005, 1993, 1981, 1969, 1957

Dog: 2006, 1994, 1982, 1970, 1958

Boar: 2007, 1995, 1983, 1971, 1959

1 comment:

Mayren said...

I totally know that this is a very old posting... but this is HILARIOUS! I just found this through a referral from the Black Vatican Minitry of Linus...
keep up the good work.