Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Genuine Conversations by Laura and Stink Pants #5

Laura and Stink Pants #5 are in a grocery store. Laura is looking at the dish washing gloves, since washing dishes without gloves makes her hands cracked and dry.

Laura: Should I get the extra-small, small or medium gloves?

Stink Pants #5: I don't know.

Laura: Oh hey, there's a way to measure your hands on the back of the package. (Comparing her hands to the figure on the back.) Looks like my hands are exactly the same size as small. I'll get medium, so they won't be tight.

Stink Pants #5: Here let me see that. (Comparing his hands to the back.) Awesome! I have extra-large hands! (Pause) I have extra-large GIRL hands!

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