Dad's Jokes

Three doctors are hunting for pheasants. One is a surgeon, one is an internist and the third is a general practictioner.

The surgeon sees a pheasant, shoots and kills it. He walks to it, picks it up and says, "Yup, it's a pheasant."

The internist sees a pheasant, shoots and kills it. He runs up to it and yells, "I think it's a pheasant, rule out duck, rule out chicken, rule out turkey."

The general practicioner sees a pheasant, and blows a giant hole in it with his shot gun. Excitedly he yells, "I don't know what the hell it was, but I got it!"