Thursday, September 09, 2004

Genuine Conversations by Laura and Stink Pants #5

Laura and Stink Pants #5 are talking on the phone.

Laura: How much do you love me?

Stink Pants #5: There are no words to describe...

Laura: Awww! Honey! That's a cop out answer! Say something that's not a cop out...

Stink Pants #5: I love you more than you can whine...

Laura: What!? Stink Pants!

Stink Pants #5: ...which is a lot, because you whine every day.

Laura: You're a big jerk!

Stink Pants #5: A jerk who loves you.

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