Wednesday, November 17, 2004

What's your Porn Name?

You know the drill:

First name = name of your first pet (be it family pet or personal pet)
Last name = name of the street you lived on in your childhood

We played this game at the last party I went to where everyone was nice and toasty. Here are some of the names I heard there...

Kip Germania
Midnight First
Fluffy Elizabeth (this was the name of a man)
Heidi Woodview (also the name of a man)
Pepper Herron
Lucky Hurds Corner
Felix Golf View
Pinky Appletree (that's me)
Fig Newton Appletree (that's also me, using my first personal pet, my newt)

So? What's yours? I look forward to many sexy and/or crappy names!

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