Ye Olde Forward: Inner Peace

My college roommate, Ljbean13 sent me this forward. Here it is, represented verbatim: Inner Peace.

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me, and at this time of year we all could use a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.

The article said: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kailua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin' good I feel... Pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace.