On this day in history, twenty-five years ago, Ronald Reagan was sworn into his first term of office. No, wait, that's not right...that was twenty-four years ago...
So what's so special about this day?
It's this joker's birthday!
Here are a couple haikus to celebrate the twenty-fifth anniversary of the momentous day when Stink Pants #5 was born.
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Stink Pants Number Five
Your farts they stink of madness
Don't aim pants at me.
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Stuff like milk and cheese
are banes of my existence
they make Stink Pants fart.
(special thanks to Noona for the suggestion!)
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Lucas is my love
'though I tease him constantly
he still loves me (yes?)
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I love my man Luke
I don't know what I'd do with-
out his handsome face
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Who's my handsome man?
Come on, who's my handsome man?!
You say "me" or die!
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