Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Genuine Conversations by Laura and Stink Pants #5

Stink Pants #5 and Laura are talking on the phone. Laura is doing her best to convince Stink Pants #5 to submit a ten-minute play to the playwriting contest. Stink Pants #5 tries to open a play he had written for a college class he took back in 2002.

Laura: Come on! Open it! OPEN IT!

Stink Pants #5: I can't. It's written in Lotus Word Pro. Do you have a program that will open .lwp files?

Laura: No! Why did you write it in Lotus Word Pro? No one uses Lotus Word Pro!

Stink Pants #5: ... I do. (Laura bursts into laughter.) Shut up, jerkbot.

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