Hotmail Sucks Donkeyballs!

llloo2181@hotmail.com is no more. Don't bother emailing there, I'm not going to use it anymore.

It all started when I told my pal C-Whore to email me her resume so I could help her find a job. I knew she would send it to my llloo2181 email address because that's the one she always uses. It's not the one I always use though.

I guess if you haven't logged into a hotmail account in a while, Hotmail deactivates it. I knew that, but I didn't think it had been a whole thirty days since I last logged in.

Apparently I was wrong.

I logged in today and found all my old messages wiped clean. They were all gone!!! All my emails from my gal pals, all the pictures I didn't have room for before Hotmail increased the storage space to 250 MB, all my lovey-dovey emails from Stink Pants #5!!!!

WAHHHHH!!!!

So they're all gone. In my panic after seeing the absence of my precious, precious electron correspondence, I logged into my Yahoo account knowing full well it's been a heck of a lot longer than a frickin' thirty days since I've checked that one.

The Yahoo messages were all safe though. Phew. Thank you Yahoo, for not being as ass-munchy as Hotmail. I still have a Hotmail account; it's the one that I check regularly so I shouldn't have to worry about it disappearing on me unless I go to Mars for thirty days.

Now I need to email all the people who don't look at this blog and let them know not to email me at my old alternate email address. Dammit, dammit, sonuvabitch.