Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Stuff my Mom Says

Laura and Mom are watching the nightly news with that new guy that's not Dan Rather.

Laura: Mom, I don't like this guy.

Mom: Why?

Laura: I don't know. It's like watching a dictionary talk. (Mom thinks about this for a second.)

Mom: I like the dictionary! (Laura laughs hysterically.) Sometimes I read the dictionary.

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