Stuff my Parents say

This is from a while ago, and I forgot to post it. Enjoy!

Mom, Dad and Laura are eating at a chinese restaurant. A waiter brings the bill and fortune cookies.

Dad: Here (as he passes them out. He breaks one open and reads as he eats.) "You are a source of wisdom and strength to those around you." See? Listen to that! I'm a source of money too.

Laura: (giggling) "It's up to you to created the peacefulness you long for." Hahaha! Created!

Mom: "Love is the only medicine for a broken heart." (pointing her finger at Dad.) See Dad! You have to love me more! (Laura breaks out laughing.)