Stuff my Mom Says

Laura and Mom are watching Charmed of all things.

Mom: What is orb? What is orbing?

Laura: It's just how that guy teleports.

Mom: Oh! Like Harry Potter and porker.

Laura: What?!

Mom: That's what they call it in Harry Potter. Porker.

Laura: Mom, that's (over-enunciating) Port-Key. Like port as in door and key as in key! (Mom breaks out laughing)

Mom: (through the laughter)I thought it was Porker, and I was saying to myself, Why is it called porker?