Laura: What are you doing right now?
Stink Pants #5: Eating.
Laura: What are you eating?
Stink Pants #5: Cereal.
Laura: What kind of cereal?
Stink Pants #5: Kellogg's Smart Start Healthy Heart.
Laura: .... Stink Pants! That's a GIRL cereal!
Stink Pants #5: I know! but it was on sale!
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So what makes it a girl cereal? Some of us men need to watch our figures, not to mention we actually die from our heart attacks.
Although if SP#5 is so cheap, he may want to look into:
1) Eating Oatmeal (not those prepackaged kinds either)
2) Make his own cereal. It isn't too hard.
andy sez:
If he's extra, extra cheap, he might look into:
1) Eating small bits of dirt.
2) Not eating.
3) Mugging senior citizens.
Actually, I did eat lots of non-prepackaged oatmeal back when I lived in Crapumet.
I would like to think I started eating it because it was cold outside, but the real reason was because of a story somebody told me.
This somebody works with mentally disabled patients and one of them had a really bad habit of eating their own poo. Nobody could figure out why and just wrote it off as them being mentally disabled. Well it turned out that the patient was just HUNGRY, and once they started eating oatmeal they stopped eating poo. (because oatmeal expand in your stomach, it is also extra filling)
Such inspiration made me want to eat oatmeal every morning for six months straight.
For those Freud fans, it was probably because I thought I was retarded for living in Crapumet, I know Laura did.
The End
"once they started eating oatmeal they stopped eating poo."
Does anyone else think that Stink Pants #5 may have been eating oatmeal for six months to stop himself from eating poo?
Poo is cheaper than oatmeal though...
Eww.
EWWWW!
I don't know why this specific cereal is for women, but I know in the case of other products, like Luna Bars, they have certain vitamin and mineral combinations that are geared toward women's health that may be harder to get. Plus there are fewer calories because we women are apparently all calorie counters these days. And the manufacturers have an excuse to make the packaging look more appealing to women so we'll think it's pretty and feel like buying more.
The only other reason I can think of is that they're trying to emphasize that women need to take care of their hearts too, and this could be a way to put a focus on it.
I don't think there's any reason men can't eat these foods. They wont make you grow big man boobs or start menstruating.
Andy eats Luna Bars....
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