Wednesday, May 05, 2004

Genuine Conversations by Laura and Stink Pants #5

Stink Pants #5 is going to visit Laura this weekend.

Laura: Bring me a present!

Stink Pants #5: Bring you a present?

Laura: Yeah! Bring me presents!

Stink Pants #5: Every time I get you something, you complain that it's too expensive.

Laura: Well, I don't want you to spend a lot of money on me.

Stink Pants #5: Awww, but I already bought you the Taj Mahal! I can't return it! (Laura laughs uncontrollably.)

Stink Pants #5: I guess I'll just use it for myself. (exaggerated sigh)

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