Take the time to read the stuff on the above page, it's hilarious, but take it with a grain of salt.
On this website, Filipinas are not only a different species entirely, they're also a hugely desired comodity among lonely "Western" men who can't seem to find good Western women of their own. The guy who wrote the site is from England, and it's hard for me not to just assume that all English men are like this, the way the author assumes most Filipinas are out to marry the "ideal" Westerner:
A fair man, 5 - 15 years older with blue eyes, 5'8" high or more with reasonably "pointy" nose. He will not have tattoos nor beards nor moustaches and his hair will be shortish, trim, neat and straight. He will be sober, industrious and kind and can provide her with security and children. He will wear neat slacks or suit and more business-style clothes generally. The opposite of Mr Natural. Often, a Westerner might be surprised at what a Filipina considers handsome.
So Noona and G-clan ladies, is this what you looked for in your "Western" guys?! I know that's what I looked for in mine!!! Stink Pants is the fairest one in all the land!
Pastey white, I'm all right!
I really hope this is just a big joke and the guy is making fun of his own situation where he, a 66-year-old white guy from England married a 23-year-old Filipina, but I doubt it. What do you guys think about this?
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