Wax Museum Antics!

Here, for your viewing pleasure is Laura, Noona, Stink Pants #5 and special guest star Wonka in dumb poses with wax dummies!

(For bandwidth's sake! Click for bigger pictures!)

Stink Pants #5 and his best friend, the elevator guy! (Double Brownie points if you can name which famous comedian the elevator guy is.)

Wonka and SP#5: Donald Trump is FIRED! (see? His hair is awful.)

Laura: Jean Luc Picard is soooo dreamy!

Yes, this is the ass that J-Lo demanded a few inches be shaved off of, because they originally made her butt "too big".

SP#5: George Clooney is soooo dreamy!

Wonka: Here's $10 baby, gimme some lovin'! (then get off my couch.)

SP#5: (scary ghost voice) Paris Hiiltooon! Why are you even heeeere?

SP#5: I can't do the eyebrow thing, but I can do a lip snarl. Sexy, right?

Wonka: Billy Graham, you and your "Bible-nomics" heh heh heh.

Stink Pants #5 and G Dubya. They're such kidders.

Laura: Ha! I am taller than Madame Tussaud herself at eighty-one years of age! Take that, bizitch! You're short!

Follow the scientist road! Follow the scientist road! Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the scientist road!

SP#5: This is the perfect time for afternoon tea.

SP#5: How can I live strong when you taunt me so?

Noona: What are we worried about?

J-Lo and Noona sizing up

Stink Pants #5 and Marilyn Monroe doing their impression of J-Lo and Noona

How two Filipino girls had their dreams come true *Elvis!*

Balls Fire!

Bob Dylan: Thanks for the help Stink Pants #5!

Who's the real Elton John?

Laura: I'm taller than this guy too! Noona: My head is the ball.

(after the picture was taken) Noona: Eww, I feel dirty. Laura: Yeah, that was gross.

Stink Pants #5 and his clone dad, Elton John, having a father/clone moment. Meanwhile, Wonka is just glad to be an individual.

SP#5: Thanks Wolfgang Puck, for a memorable night!