andy and anderella are stalking me

andy and anderella stalked me today. No really. Here's how I know.

Stink Pants #5, Mom and I went to Scaginaw today for Mother's Day lunch (Actually, Daddy came to lunch too, but he was already doing rounds when this happened). After we ate we went to Best Buy so I could buy Stink Pants the soundtracks to Kill Bill Vols. 1 and 2. Guess who I saw as we were walking in but andy and andy's wife, anderella (anderella, I didn't know how to refer to you besides calling you andy's wife, so I named you something. Email me if you want a different name. My sister wants to be called Noona instead of Sister X). They were going to buy anderella a graduation present (a likely story.)

So, we talked for a little bit in Best Buy, and I tried again to convince andy to have the Jeopardy party to help Ish train (now that I think about it, I didn't have to do any convincing at all! He was all up for the idea). Then we all went on our merry way. Next item on the agenda, go to Lowe's to look at new carpeting for the old clinic.

Mom, Stink Pants #5 and I then spent about 20 minutes or so looking at carpet squares. My mom made us look at one from about five feet away, then switched to a different one, and we looked at that one for a while, then she asked our opinions. It didn't really matter what our opinions were, because she ended up picking Moonrock anyway.

While this was going on, I happened to glance down an aisle when who should I see but andy and anderella! The minute I saw them, they had their backs turned to me. Me, being innocent, thought it would be fun to try and be slick and run down another aisle to scare andy from behind, but I ended up running into them instead. They were surprised (as if. I think they saw that I saw them and were trying to get away.) They made up some phony story about going to Circuit City first, but no one ever goes to Circuit City for anything.

So, we talked more about tv and Japanese restaurants. They were actually at Genji's on Friday night, the same night I was at Genji's with Stink Pants #5, but they made a mistake and went to one in a different town instead of the one in Scaginaw.

All of these may sound like coincidences, right? Well, here's how I know they were stalking me. After they left, Mom told me I had to get the cell phone out of the car so we could call Dad and tell him to meet us at Lowe's. So, Stink Pants #5 and I go outside to my car. Who should I see getting into the car parked behind me but andy and anderella!!!!! And they were pretending like they didn't mean to do it!!!! A likely story!!!!!!

Well, now I know. I need to watch behind every corner when I park my car now, because who knows where andy and anderella will pop up. Oh well. I suppose I can just prepare for the next time I see them in the bushes (because after today they'll change their game plan to be more sneaky) and have a can of Spam ready to throw at andy.