Genuine Conversations by Laura and Stink Pants #5

Stink Pants #5: I want to change my name to Zatoichi!

Laura: Why?

Stink Pants #5: Because Zatoichi is cool! Stink Pants Zatoichi! You can be Laura Zatoichi!

Laura: No.

Stink Pants #5: Awww, come on, it's cool!

Laura: Hey Mom! Stink Pants #5 says he wants to...

Stink Pants #5: Aahh!! Don't tell you mom that! I'm just kidding! I'm just kidding! Why do you want your mom to think I'm stupid!?

Laura: (laughing hysterically) You're the one who said it was cool.