Genuine Conversations by Laura and Stink Pants #5

Laura: You know, one of my coworkers said a woman has to play hard-to-get to keep a man.

Stink Pants #5: You do play hard-to-get.

Laura: I do?

Stink Pants #5: Yeah, hard-to-get-along-with.

Laura: (sarcastic laugh) Ha ha, jerk.